Three Kingdoms: I Turned Every Warlord Into My Father-in-Law

[Straight-faced comedy + decisive and ruthless + contrast is the main attraction + not mindless]

Qin Feng transmigrates to the late Eastern Han dynasty and gathers ten generals to conquer the land.

Jia Xu: General, I’m a strategist. Why do you make me charge into battle every time?

Cai Yong: I may be old, but I’m still going strong. I can fight for you for another thirty years.

Hua Tuo: I’ll come treat the wounded after I’ve killed all the enemies.

Cheng Yu: I’m in charge of the army’s provisions.

Diao Chan: My bra size is a D...