Transmigrate? The Metaphysics Big Shot Gets a 188-Kilo Rib-Bone Spirit

Also known as: I Transmigrated to Ancient Times, and Is My Husband Even Human?

Comedy Transmigration | Farming | Bickering Couple | Thoughts Revealed | Underworld Black Market | Netherworld Pawnshop | Hot-Tempered Master of the Supernatural | Sickly, Scheming General |

Synopsis

Modern mystic master Qi Xuan had her soul mistakenly taken by Black Impermanence and transmigrated into the body of Liu Xi, a child bride in an ancient general’s household. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw her mother-in-law, Chen Guihua, sprinkling arsenic into a bowl of medicine, while her four starving brothers-in-law, thin as clotheslines, drooled as they stared at her hair.

The six-foot-two general Qiao Yan, with a chiseled six-pack, was supposed to be her husband. So why was he a consumptive invalid coughing up blood?

Qi Xuan sneered. “I can handle anyone who gives me trouble!”

She exposed the witchcraft poison with the medicine dregs, beat her wicked mother-in-law with a broom, and led her brothers-in-law into farming and fortune-making mode:

They dug gold out of the latrine, used chili powder to fend off assassins, and swiped underworld currency at a department store, turning the general’s household upside down.

And could the sickly general, who always “coughed blood” at the crucial moment, really lift an eight-hundred-pound stone roller with one arm?

“King Yama, I want a refund on the general’s-wife experience pass you gave me!”

“No refunds. Your husband, included at no extra charge, can double as a bodyguard too!”

But does he have another mysterious identity no one knows about? A dragon?