The Slacker Master Doesn't Want to Work! His Wicked Disciple Won't Stop Kissing Him Until He Melts

Name: The Slacker Master Doesn't Want to Work! His Wicked Disciple Won't Stop Kissing Him Until He Melts
Author: A River Lantern After One Drink

摆烂师尊不想干！孽徒非要亲到软

by A River Lantern After One Drink (一酒江灯)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 446k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Laid-Back Bottom × True Dragon Top; Bottom’s Perspective + Younger Top + Transmigrate into a Book + Both Each Other’s First and Only + One-on-One + Cultivation]

Drop dead? Transmigrate into a book! Kill your disciple!!

And get bound to a dumbass System…

It dares threaten him, too?

Great!

Threatening a wage slave who just died and is carrying more resentment than a ghost?

That takes guts!

Qian Yi: Get lost, all of you!

Sharp-tongued and completely checked out, he roasts the System until it questions its own existence.

When faced with his disciple going dark,

he simply tosses him into a river for a good rinse.

When the System threatens him,

Qian Yi: Try running your mouth one more time. I’ll take the male lead with me when I die.

System: Fine, you win!

His motto is: messing with your disciple is fun, and the more you mess with him, the more fun it gets.

Before he knows it, he’s raised his disciple into his personal gofer.

Qian Yi: Uh, whatever…

He schemes and bluffs his way through life,

causing chaos in both the cultivation world and the System’s domain, with absolutely no regard for the plot!

Qian Yi says: Only kids have to choose. I’m causing trouble everywhere!

He’s practically the number-one troublemaker in both worlds.

After years of Qian Yi’s “unconventional education,”

Xie Wuwang has gone from a skinny kid with a snake’s gaze to a clingy young man who’s “grown into a fine figure.”

So when Qian Yi merely glances at another disciple a couple of times,

Xie Wuwang asks, “Master, are you tired of me?”

Qian Yi: … (Your master will have to reflect deeply on this.)

The crisis arrives early because the plot has changed, so Qian Yi still has to pull ‘996’ overtime and race against the clock.

When his disciple transforms right in front of him into a stunningly handsome dragon,

Qian Yi falls briefly silent…

And when Qian Yi tries to run, a tail coils around his waist.

Xie Wuwang: Master, aren’t dragons wonderful?

Qian Yi: Holy shit! Maybe we should go back to never seeing each other again!

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