Social animal Su Xiaoxiao was bound to the "High-Risk Human Survival System" after a car accident and was forced to join the Demon Management Bureau.
Her daily tasks: working as a cow for the leader of the ancient ferocious beast, making milk tea for her nine-tailed fox colleagues, and organizing files next to Taotie's rice bowl (tripod).
The system requires her to rely on accurately complaining about monsters to survive, but she doesn't know that there is an 80% chance that her venomous words will be released——
"Team leader, you look so cool when you are squatting in a filing cabinet and pretending to be a cat!"
"Brother Taotie, are you using a tripod for takeout to prevent us from stealing food?"
Until that day, she discovered the secret of the demon bureau:
► Pensions were embezzled to manufacture monster weapons
► The deputy director drugged employees and controlled them to go berserk
► The director's deceased wife's fatal injury turned out to be fake demon claw marks
And her immediate boss, Mo Xuan, the ancient mocking figure whom she complained about "pretending to be aloof and being struck by lightning," finally grabbed her wrist after listening to her voice three hundred times: "Swear again, and I will break this situation for you."
The social death scene she thought was his first heartbeat in a thousand years.
Hilarious famous scenes:
✓ Use the expense report form to record demonic loopholes and make the villain accounting team cry
✓ Redeem "PPT Holy Light" before the ultimate war, and the live broadcast exposed the scandal and alarmed the human parliament
✓ The boss with a cub body held a USB flash drive in his mouth and asked for a pat on the head, but the heroine stuffed it into the printer to keep warm.
When she smashed the conspiracy with her year-end work report, the system popped up a prompt:
"The survival points are full. Unbind and return to the world? Or stay as the Social Security Director of the Demon Management Bureau - Comes with a bonus of amnesia beast boss x1"
