"Hotline 123" Gods take orders online, do you dare to call?
NOTE: This hotline is for "emergency" use onlyhhh, such as -
Your home is haunted but you don't want to pay a Taoist priest?
Worried about being caught for cheating in exams, would you like to seek "technical support" from Emperor Wenchang?
The scumbag swore that "heaven will strike like lightning", you want to kindly help him fulfill it?
Dial 123 and the three gods will be on standby 24 hours a day! (But do it at your own risk, after all... H h h Even gods have KPI pressure)
"Hello, this is the 'God-requesting hotline'. Which god should I call?"
Shan Qi, an unemployed programmer, was desperate. When he was buying snacks at a night market stall, his body suddenly trembled uncontrollably, and he continued to roll his eyes, then glared majestically and put his hands in various poses. Could it be a trick? What's going on?
But a voice came from the other end of my mind:
"Your merit balance is insufficient, please top up the incense, or recommend three new users."
Isn't it true that gods have caught up with the trend now? What program is this installed for me?
What is the experience when folklore meets cyberpunk?
