Picking Up Little Brothers in the Stars

[Gentle, cold, ruthless, and a total playboy]

After working hard for hundreds of years in an infinite game, I finally managed to bring a few of my underlings home, only for you to tell me they’re all interstellar people?

And you even kicked me over to the interstellar world while you were at it?

I was a loyal big brother, but after being my boss for hundreds of years, you still pulled this on me?

Fine. The strong never complain about their circumstances. I can enjoy retirement anywhere. Chen Jiu figured he could keep struggling a little longer, but after checking this body’s memories, he was completely ready to lie flat!!!

Scene 1

Xiaobai, why did you save me? I remember you were the most heartless one of them all. I’m surprised you actually saved me!

Brother, have you forgotten? You modified the rule I had to obey, the one that said I could never harm humans. That’s how I survived in the game.

Xiaobai, if you don’t like the rule I changed, I’ll change it back once my powers recover.

There’s no need. I think it’s fine as it is. (After all, he willingly follows every rule. To change them back, there would have to be no humans left in the world except Chen Jiu.)

Scene 2

Why not give me a chance?

You want to commit... incest?

Is that not allowed?

Rabbits don’t eat the grass by their burrow.

But the grass by your burrow would love to be eaten by you. You can have a bite now and then for a change of taste. It’s sweet, crisp, and delicious.

Are you sure? You used to call me your sworn father. I promised to see you live out your natural lifespan. If you become my grass, I’m afraid you won’t be able to handle it.