Bai Jing, an utterly ordinary transmigrator, got a “limited-edition baby starter pack from the St. Mary's Orphanage in London” from the start.
He thought he'd landed in a Harry Potter fanfic, but then
Chakra? Got it!
Druid magic? Coming right up!
Eastern qi cultivation? A family tradition!
The Sorting Hat took one look and exclaimed, “Have you gone a little overboard with your skill tree?”
From controlling Devil's Snare to beat up Malfoy, to using life magic to make a Mandrake bloom on the spot (Professor Sprout is overjoyed: +100 points), to kicking the flying car back onto the right track with a “Mountain-Splitting Shoulder Charge”... Bai Jing proves through his actions:
“At Hogwarts, you'd better know some cross-dimensional magic if you want to brag about cheating!”
And when Voldemort discovers that
his Horcruxes are being skewered like kebabs with lightning-struck peachwood daggers,
the Basilisk is instantly killed by a “Thorn Spear + Rasengan,”
and even the Imperius Curse gets reflected back as “make yourself do it”...
The Dark Lord revises his plans overnight: “How to Elegantly Avoid That Druid”
This book is also known as:
“About How I Learned Ninjutsu at Hogwarts and Picked Up a Relative Along the Way”
“The Shafiq Family: Now That's a Profitable Investment”
“Dumbledore: This Kid's Even More of a Troublemaker Than Fawkes”
Reader's Guide:
Bai Jing's wand may be more vicious than his tongue.
Elena's amber eyes come with a built-in “see through everything” buff.
The Hufflepuff common room has become a wholesale market for magical plants.
If you run into Bai Jing, just remember: if you can't beat him, join him (he can heal you, anyway).
Warning: This book may cause the following symptoms:
Despair at the combat abilities of ordinary wizards.
An urge to water Mandrakes with chakra.
Suspicion that your wand is a knockoff.
It's not too much to give yourself a five-star shamelessly 😳