After losing his job, Lin Daan thinks the night shift at the Wanxiang Convenience Store will be a paradise for doing nothing. Who knew it was actually a quantum anchor maintaining the balance of all the heavens! Eccentric customers cause a scene every day:
Tofu Pudding Warrior: An interstellar hunk carries in a bucket to buy tofu pudding, then pays in fragments that crush the cash register!
Pearl-Counting Queen: A ruler of the insect race orders milk tea and insists the pearls be counted to three decimal places of pi!
Lightbulb Hero: Ultraman hosts come in droves to buy light bulbs, then get dragged off by square-dancing grannies to fix their speakers!
The “coworker” who smells of disinfectant: A gloomy alien sneaks sips of soy milk and chews on broccoli, nearly giving himself away when his mother video-calls to nag him about getting married!
On the surface, the store manager plays it cool and says, “Never mind.” Inside, he’s freaking out: “Help! Do I have to clean up insect slime during the fire inspection? My cousin is selling alien crystals as jewelry, and all the buyers are mutating and growing antennae? My blind date has the same carapace pattern as the insect race?!”
To make things worse, the “Zeroing Council” wants to drag the universe into ultimate chaos! When shadow tentacles crawl out of the instant-noodle aisle, Dad’s tractor is transformed into an anti-gravity hover vehicle by a crystal, and a blind date turns into a universe-level public humiliation...
The laid-back store manager finally snaps:
“Lie flat? I’m done pretending! Anyone who messes up my easygoing life is getting blasted with holy-light spray mixed from toilet cleaner and hit with my complaint-powered text bubbles! Save the universe? First, let me deliver tofu pudding to the warrior!”
Being laid-back is just a disguise. Complaining is the real superpower! The universe’s peace is in my hands as I slack off!
It's a daily novel, it's okay, it's not a mindless plot.