Lin Dafan, an unemployed young man, thought that the night shift of the "Wanxiang Convenience Store" he took over was a salted fish paradise, but who knew it was actually the quantum anchor that maintains the balance of the heavens? Weird customers bombard the scene every day:
God of War of Tofu Brain: The interstellar hunk carries a bucket to buy tofu brain, and pays for it with pieces, crushing the cashier!
Pearl OCD Queen: When the Zerg Master orders milk tea, the pearls must be counted to the last three digits of pi!
Light Bulb Man: Ultraman's human body buys light bulbs in batches, but then gets caught by the square dancing lady to fix the stereo!
Disinfectant-flavored "colleague": A melancholic alien secretly drinks soy milk and eats broccoli, and almost reveals his secret to his mother when she urges her to get married through a video!
On the surface, the Buddhist type "forget it", but on the inside, the crazy OS: "Help! The fire inspection needs to deal with Zerg slime? My cousin sells alien crystals as jewelry, and the buyers collectively mutate into long tentacles? The blind date brings the same carapace pattern of the Zerg?!"
To make matters worse, the "Council of Zero" wants to drag the universe into ultimate chaos! When shadow tentacles crawl out of the instant noodle area, dad's tractor is changed into anti-gravity levitation by crystal, and the blind date bureau turns into a cosmic social death scene...
The Buddhist store manager was completely angry:
"Lie down? Stop pretending! Whoever messes up my salty life, use the 'Holy Light Spray' prepared by the toilet spirit and the verbal energy bubble to blast them! Save the universe? First let me send tofu cakes to the God of War!"
——Buddhism is a protective color, and complaining is a superpower! The peace of the universe is ruined by me!
Reader comments
It's a daily novel, it's okay, it's not a mindless plot.
It's a daily novel, it's okay, it's not a mindless plot.