The Immortal Cultivation Dream Team: Man, Turtle, and Pig, Here to Put Rebellious Sects in Their Place

[Lighthearted comedy + comeback and face-slapping + a band of oddballs]

Jiang Xiaodai, a “good-for-nothing” rejected by the Lingxiao Sect, teams up with the sharp-tongued turtle Aotian (possibly a descendant of an ancient battle turtle) and Zhu Ganglie, a pig who’s always up to outrageous antics (who turns out to carry the bloodline of a primordial chaos beast). Together, this “human-turtle-pig squad” storms back into the cultivation world!

They insult sect gates, trample spiritual fields, and gnaw on elders’ beards like they’re seaweed, turning serious cultivation into a nonstop comedy show! One moment they’re surrounded by the ten great sects, who cry “Wipe them out!” The next, the turtle and pig sacrifice their bloodlines and combine into a “War God form,” smashing the mountain-protecting formation to pieces

A secret hidden in a Heavenly Dao rift could overturn the Three Realms. The turtle clan’s family tree, the strange phenomenon in the pig’s bristles… every mystery hits the reader right in the sweet spot! When the once-ridiculed “trash squad” becomes the sects’ most coveted ally, watch them use their absurd antics to deal with every naysayer and turn the cultivation world into a hilarious arena for their comeback!

(Hilarious iconic moments × bloodline twists × one face-slapping after another. Add it to your bookshelf and see how this bizarre team gets the whole world calling them “Dad”!)