
I Am Ximei, You Are the Only One with Constipation, Right?
我是西梅,就你小子便秘是吧
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 359k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Entertainment Stardom
- Audience
- Female
- Updated
- 10mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
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I'm Looking for Funny Writing, Not the Kind Where All the Laughs Are Based on Jokes.
It needs to have a funny plot like the Demon-Suppressing Division.
Bad News: Lao Xie Is Finished. Good News: Yanzi Has Opened a New Book.
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind". Just because of Xie br0's fate, I recommend this book. Don't hide it, Xie br0 is not an outsider.
Please Write Something Funny and Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts in the Middle of the Night
To be completed, or a little more
The Heroine, a Pure Amateur, Participated in a Variety Show and Made the Director so Angry That the Heroine Was so Funny
The heroine is a funny girl, don't fall in love with TV dramas, use Q
Are There Any Particularly Abstract Books?
I want to read a book similar to "Collapse of Iron: Chapter 51 Spinning Elbow Attack Nanook".
Are There Any Crazy Male and Female Protagonists Like Shen Yaoqing and Xie Mi?
I would like to read a book similar to "Epidemic, all are epileptic, epilepsy is better". I want a crazy and smart heroine who looks crazy but is actually very smart and will not be brainwashed. She is the kind who is very crazy and has a lot of tricks. 🙃🙃😅
Thanks Bor, I Can't Accept Their Ending. I Recommend Something More Crazy.
I want to read a book like "Deliberately Chasing the Wind".
Top Ten Epileptic Articles About Asking for Tomatoes
Want to watch something similar to "Innocent Cockroach is Hot!" Book. I want to write a crazy novel. I am looking for books to find inspiration. I want to be even crazier and crazier.
Looking for a Variety Movie and TV Harem!
My family would like to read well-written harem stories in the variety of film and television genres, especially books that include Canlan Jue and the names of family members in the planes 📚 Please please!
I'm Asking for Dian Dian's Shuang Wen Qiu Qiu.
I would like to read a book similar to "Epidemic, all are epileptic, epilepsy is better". Seeking refreshing articles
A 9.5-Point Work That You Can Watch from Beginning to End, Suitable for Listening to Books
Different genres, good books delayed by names, worth reading






































It's so beautiful. Men see menstruation, and women get crazy when they see it. This is the nemesis of depression and an alarm clock for vegetative people. It's so good that the five-guarantee households in the village miss and love the widow. It's so good that tears flow out of the corners of the mouth and flood the Qiantang River. It's so beautiful. Beautiful, God is my rose, it illuminates my dark life, makes my world meaningful, I run, I jump, I dance the tango on the balcony of the 20th floor, which makes me realize that God does exist, I am so beautiful that I can't stop crying. From now on, the world will no longer be short of water.
The heroine's name is Ximei, and the hero's name is Constipation. Why aren't they a perfect match? [Face covering] The teacher forgets his feelings when he writes about shit and peeing, and gets angry [makes a face]
This article is hilarious and fits my taste perfectly. The more I watch, the more I feel that Ye Wenqing's character is very much like a clown, which makes people want to laugh and feel a little sympathetic. [Laughing][laughing][laughing][laughing and crying][laughing and crying][laughing and crying]
This is still the book I casually opened before going to bed with the intention of listening to it, and after listening to three or four chapters, I was attracted to it. The whole book felt quite lighthearted and funny, and it was very interesting to watch. The names of the heroine and the hero were also very special. The ending felt a little rushed. I felt that the relationship developed a little too fast in the end. They were very close to each other, and there was nothing else.
It's so beautiful. I hope my thoughts will be as smooth as eating prunes and let's get crazy together.
Let's just say that the front part is really good-looking, very good-looking, but there are really many pitfalls in the back that have not been filled in. For example, Sanmei saw his mother in the novel world, and then felt that she was very similar to her in reality, and then anyway, there were many pitfalls that were not filled in, and then she felt that it was over. The story is a bit unfinished, it's just too sloppy, it's sloppy, it's a bit unacceptable, it feels like you're going to die all of a sudden, but the author's writing is still very good, I must say that the previous part is still very interesting, but if you want to watch it and don't care about the ending so much, you can watch it.
The ending was a bit sudden, and I felt that the process of the hero and heroine returning to their original world was perfunctory (?). Overall, it was still very interesting! (It was a bit frustrating haha, but I still endured it and finished reading it) I hope Xi Mei and Bian Mi will always be happy ovo
It's so beautiful, why is the rating so low? The names of the male protagonist and the female protagonist are very interesting. The male protagonist is Bian Mi and the female protagonist is Xi Mei. Constipation and Prune hahahahahaha. And the plot is also very interesting and funny.
It's great. The author is not only good at 5G surfing but also very funny [shy] Later on, the characters of Bian Mi and Liu Liang were really annoying. When the heroine went shopping, they followed them shamelessly, knowing that the electric car could only seat one person, causing the heroine to be fined by the traffic police. I was very angry when I saw them [angry]. Moreover, they did not pay anything to pursue the heroine, so they just stuck to the heroine and talked about it every day. I understand that the author wanted to use what they said to make fun of her, but the perception was really bad.
Really good! ! ! ! I hope the author can release a second season! ! Woohoo, the finale caught me off guard, it was so touching! ! ! Really begging for a second season! ! ! Beg! ! ! ! !
I couldn't help but laugh when I read the first chapter, and the more I read, the more I wanted to laugh:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D
Emma, this is as good as the sound of nature. I haven't heard such a great novel for a long time. I just say I am lucky. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is my favorite. Emma, this is so good.
The names of the male and female protagonists are very novel [laughing evilly], crazy
I laughed so hard when I saw this that my neighbor called the police. I suggest you issue a warning in advance next time to prevent laughter.
It's so pretty. I really like the heroine's character.
So funny! It's super in line with my mental state, it's funny and funny
The author is like the king of jokes in the world, hahaha, it's so fun to read! [Learned] Never stop updating! Give me fire! 🔥🔥🔥
It's pretty good, but the first few pictures are a bit lame and a bit embarrassing to watch. It's much better later and it's all very funny.
Mental state is perfect The ending was very hasty in the end. Nothing happened in the last chapter, but in the next chapter they were already falling in love and kissing each other. If I hadn't read it page by page, I would have thought I had missed several chapters. There is only one plot in the whole: love drama, the descriptions are quite light and pleasant, no one is completely bad, it is quite satisfactory, but it does not meet my personal expectations (just me)
It's pretty good to watch, but it feels so frustrating after chapter 110. The author bursts out and I want to watch it and get slapped in the face [crying] [crying]
Finished spreading flowers🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 Before reading it, I read the comments saying that the ending was rushed. I didn't believe in evil thoughts, but I didn't expect it to be so rushed. No matter what, the beginning is wonderful. Finally, I wish Chuanxi CP 999999 [Working on the manuscript] [Working on the manuscript] [Working on the manuscript] [Working on the manuscript]
Although it is said to be very good-looking, it seems, seems, probably, should, not as good-looking as "My Co-star and I Meet My Soulmate in Drifting Mountains and Stinky Waters" (the third book). I don't mean to say that this book is not good-looking, but it is actually quite good [Adoration]
I love it so much. I liked it from the beginning [I learned it]. Crazy recommendation. It's so funny („ಡωಡ„)
So sweet, so funny, so lovable, so crazy
Very funny and sweet! ! ! ! Highly recommended for those who don't have much patience👀The story is concise and complete~
It's so beautiful, I'm going to die laughing.
So few, not enough to watch [laughing]
Finally found my best friend [shy]
We are very close to God, but we are already far away from people.
I have great faith in my vision and you will become popular🔥, come on