When I was working overtime to write code on a rainy night, I blocked the Nine Heavens Mysterious Thunder.
The next day the trending search exploded: #surprise! The mysterious man splits lightning with a bronze sword.
The state urgently set up a special team to retrieve three thousand years of archives.
When 78 identity certificates from different dynasties were spread out on the table, the team leader went crazy: "Qin Shihuang, Li Bai, Zhuge Liang... Are they all you?"
I took a sip of tea and said, "The validity period of this ID card is too short." "Tell me," the team leader's voice trembled, "How long do you plan to stay this time?"
Suddenly there was lightning and thunder outside the window, and I stood up helplessly: "Let's talk later, let's go and chop down those ignorant people in the sky."
