It Makes Perfect Sense That a Slacker Jin Yiwei Becomes a Martial Saint

My name is Lin Xun, and I have three ultimate goals in life: slack off, lie flat, and retire early.

But Heaven played a cruel joke on me. I woke up transmigrated into the most cutthroat and dangerous profession in the Great Yan Dynasty: the Jinyiwei.

Just as I thought I'd have to give up my carefree life and start down the endless road of 996 work hours, my cheat finally arrived.

[Ding! The Slack-Off-to-Sainthood System has activated!]

As long as I slack off, I get stronger! Sleeping boosts my power, and daydreaming lets me master secret techniques!

From then on, I take a rough and winding path, becoming “passively” stronger just so I can slack off in peace.

I just wanted to nap in a corner, but accidentally uncovered a clue to a shocking case...

I just wanted to take a day off, but after some “incoherent rambling,” my superiors hailed me as a brilliant strategist...

I just wanted to avoid trouble, but one problem after another kept throwing itself at me, crying and begging to get involved...

My colleagues say, “Lin Xun is unfathomable, wise yet unassuming, a role model for us all!”

My superiors say, “Never underestimate this man. His laziness is just a disguise, and he must be plotting something earth-shattering!”

My enemies say, “Lin Xun is the most deeply hidden and terrifying hunter of them all!”

Heaven knows I really, truly just want to slack off in peace! Could you people stop making me the star of your dramas?!