The Funny System of Useless Swordsman: I Rely on Cold Jokes

Lu Xiaochuan, the most useless swordsman in the outer sect of Qingfeng Sect, was kicked into the lotus pond by his fellow sect to pick up a hairpin. A mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his head: 'Host detected triggers [Happy Good Guy System] - Today's mission: Make the elders laugh with cold jokes, reward basic swordsmanship +1; Failure penalty: Become a dwarf for a day! ' So, the outer disciples witnessed the famous scene: the good-for-nothing knelt at the door of the elder's room, scratched his head and murmured, 'Why is the sword cultivator afraid of rain? Because it will get wet (lose) the sword (defeat)! ' The elder suppressed his laughter until he slapped the table, while Lu Xiaochuan touched his chin as he felt the sudden surge of sword energy - this broken system seems to be able to transform me from a useless person to the most unorthodox sword god? "