I Just Want to Be a Salted Fish, but Everyone in Konoha Has Died

FunnySalted FishHokageDihualiuInvincible Pain fell from the sky, and Shinra's Tensei razed Konoha. In the ruins, Naruto climbed up silently, his eyes empty. He ignored his wailing companions, bypassed the crying Hinata, walked straight to the remains of Ichiraku Ramen, and asked one word at a time: "You... Ruined my... Ramen...?" The next second, he, who was thought to be the "savior" by the whole village, was so angry that he punched Tiandao Pain to death! After traveling through time and being Uzumaki Naruto, he knew that the world of ninjas was very dangerous. His only dream was to be a salted fish, relying on meager subsidies to eat and wait to die. Fortunately, [Salted Fish System] has magical weapons descended from the sky, and you can become stronger as long as you are salted fish! [Sleeping in class will reward you with mental power +10] [Skipping class and eating noodles will reward you with chakra +100] From then on, how standard Naruto's lying posture was, how outrageous the thinking of Konoha's top brass was. He fell asleep in class, and the Third Hokage said: "He is actually using his sleep to strengthen his spirit. This kid is so terrifying!" He used his shadow clone to queue up to buy ramen, Kakashi: "Integrating training into instinct, what a talent and hard work!" To save trouble, he killed Zabuza instantly with one move. Everyone said: "For the sake of his companions, he did not hesitate to reveal his hidden strength, this forbearance and awareness!" Naruto (collapsed and shouted): I really just want to be lazy! Please stop being a dick! This book is also called "About the fact that I just wanted to lie down but was thought of as the savior by the whole world" and "I punched Payne just because he destroyed my noodle shop".