I Just Want to Be a Lazy Slacker, So Why Is Everyone in Konoha Acting Like I'm a Mastermind?

[Comedy] [Laid-Back] [Naruto] [Misunderstood Genius] [Invincible]

Pain descends from the sky, and Almighty Push levels Konoha. Amid the ruins, Naruto silently gets to his feet, his eyes empty.

Ignoring his wailing comrades and walking past the sobbing Hinata, he heads straight for the remains of Ichiraku Ramen. One word at a time, he says, "You... destroyed... my ramen...?"

The next second, the whole village imagines him as a "savior." Burning with an overwhelming case of the morning grumpies, he punches the Deva Path into oblivion!

After transmigrating as Naruto Uzumaki, he knows how dangerous the ninja world is. His only dream is to be a lazy fish, living off meager stipends until he dies.

Luckily, the [Lazy Fish System] drops into his lap. All he has to do is slack off to grow stronger!

[Sleep in class: Mental energy +10]

[Skip class to eat noodles: Chakra +100]

From then on, the more perfectly Naruto lies flat, the more absurd the Konoha leadership's assumptions become.

He sleeps in class. The Third Hokage: "He's actually honing his spirit through sleep. This boy is terrifying!"

He uses Shadow Clones to queue up for ramen. Kakashi: "He's made training instinctive! What talent and dedication!"

He takes out Zabuza in one move to save himself the trouble. Everyone: "He was willing to reveal his hidden strength for the sake of his comrades. Such restraint and resolve!"

Naruto, crying out in despair: I really just want to slack off! Please stop imagining things!

Also known as: About How I Just Wanted to Lie Flat but the Whole World Imagined Me as a Savior, and I Only Punched Pain into Oblivion Because He Destroyed My Family's Ramen Shop.