After Unifying Siheyuan, You Invade a Parallel World

Name: After Unifying Siheyuan, You Invade a Parallel World
Author: Meow Paw Paws, Open for Business

一统四合院后，你又入侵平行世界

by Meow Paw Paws, Open for Business (喵爪爪营业中)

Status: Completed
Length: 349k Words
Genre: Male-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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I’d just died suddenly from overwork when I was recruited into the ranks of the immortals and dropped into the full-of-beasts courtyard from the start.

My boss’s first beginner assignment was to steal the underwear of Xu Damao, a reborn man, and hang it outside the door of the hypocritical First Master? Me, Gu Ping’an, a burned-out office worker who just wants to lie flat, forced into becoming an outlaw who specializes in low-down tricks!

Every beast in the courtyard has a cheat! Xu Damao has returned reborn with the script in hand and plans to grind me to dust. Silly Zhu is bound to a Culinary God System, and one plate of his food can make people lose their senses. Even the masters of the courtyard are all scheming and incredibly powerful!

As for me, armed with [Karmic Arbitration], I’m the one catfish stirring up the waters.

My boss says, “To deal with cheaters, you have to be even more unreasonable than they are!”

One dream visitation is all it takes to make the sanctimonious First Master bow down and weep, begging to adopt me as his godson!

One offering of dried goods is enough to make Culinary God Silly Zhu abandon his pride and chase me around, begging for the chance to cook me a meal!

In this courtyard where it’s hard to tell the living from the dead, I trample the reborn, keep the Culinary God as my personal chef, and make Qin Huairu my servant, playing the whole gang of cheaters in the palm of my hand.

But as the truth is gradually revealed, I discover that behind this game of keeping the peace lies a shocking secret about my own origins…

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