After My Wife Fell for a Golden Python, She Wanted to Be Shared by Two Husbands

My wife brought home an injured golden python and said she had fallen in love with it.

She said she wanted one woman to serve two husbands.

I told her that either the snake could stay, or I could.

Who would have thought the snake could not only understand human speech, but had also fallen in love with my wife?

While I was away, it snatched up my month-old son and threw him into the swimming pool, where he drowned.

When I grabbed a knife and went to fight the snake, my wife stopped me and let it go.

I wanted a divorce, but she refused to agree no matter what.

The night before our divorce hearing, the giant python came back.

It swallowed my entire family, one by one.

When I opened my eyes again, I was back on the day my wife brought it home.

This time, I didn't stop her.