I Play Every Female Demon Role in Journey to the West

Synopsis:

When overworked office drone Lin Xiaoman accidentally gets bound to the “Journey to the West Demoness Experience System,” her life veers into a makeover plan to turn her into a top-tier star across the Three Realms. While other transmigrators become demonesses and get caught up in scheming, she transforms Boyue Cave into an anti-PUA workplace and sets KPIs for the Yellow-Robed Monster. At Tongtian River, she starts a livestream about aquatic products and uses supply chain management to tame Great King Linggan. She even breaks into the System’s backend to remove Nuwa’s makeup and grind the stones used to mend the sky into pressed powder.

From the Jade-Faced Fox to the Spider Demon, Lin Xiaoman turns the Journey to the West on its head with PowerPoint, blockchain, and makeup sponges. She gets the White Bone Spirit livestreaming to sell skull sheet masks, teaches Red Boy to mine Bitcoin with Samadhi True Fire, and even makes Tathagata Buddha a shade model for the “Buddha’s Radiance Makeup Collection.” The Bull Demon King carries his Iron Cudgel and acts as her bodyguard at the mining rig, Princess Iron Fan uses her Banana Leaf Fan to blow up a firewall, and Sun Wukong’s Fiery Golden Eyes become blockchain nodes. The master and his three disciples are all forced to rebrand as beauty influencers under her “Demoness Life at Its Peak” plan.

The System’s mission veers from “woo the demons” to “dismantle feudal demon power,” and the world’s course goes wildly off track under her modern savvy. Lion Camel Ridge opens a vegetarian restaurant, the underworld uses the Book of Life and Death to record lipstick shades, and the Jade Pool in Heaven becomes a sink for washing makeup sponges. As Lin Xiaoman strides through the System’s backend on mechanical spider legs, applying eyeliner to Nuwa, she finally realizes that this absurd adventure across dimensions is a rebellious epic about rewriting demonesses’ fates with lipstick and code. After all, even the demonesses of Journey to the West deserve to become top-tier stars across the Three Realms, armed with livestream shopping and anti-PUA workplace skills!