Introduction:
When social animal Lin Xiaoyi was accidentally bound to the "Journey to the West Banshee Experience System", her life went astray and became a top-notch transformation plan in the three realms. While others dress up as female seductresses and are busy scheming, she turns Boyue Cave into an anti-PUA workplace, setting KPIs for yellow-robed monsters; she conducts live broadcasts of aquatic products in Tongtian River, and uses supply chain management to tame the inspiration king; she even breaks into the backend of the system to remove makeup for Nuwa and grinds the Sky Mending Stone into powder.
From the jade-faced fox to the spider spirit, Lin Xiaoman used PPT, blockchain and beauty sponges to subvert the plot of Journey to the West: he let the White Bone Spirit live-stream and sell skull masks, he taught Red Boy to use Samadhi True Fire to mine Bitcoin, and even Tathagata Buddha became a trial model for the "Fo Guang Beauty Series". The Bull Demon King carries an iron mixing rod as a bodyguard for her mining machine, the Iron Fan Princess uses a banana fan to blow out the firewall, Sun Wukong's piercing eyes become a blockchain node, and the four masters and apprentices are forced to transform into beauty bloggers in her "Monster Peak" plan.
The system mission has changed from "defeating monsters" to "disintegrating feudal monster power". The world line has changed crazily in her modern wisdom: a vegetarian restaurant has been opened in Shituoling, the underworld has used a book of life and death to record lipstick numbers, and the wonderland in heaven has become a beauty egg cleaning pool. When Lin Xiaoman stepped on the mechanical spider legs to apply eyeliner to Nuwa in the background of the system, she discovered that this absurd adventure across dimensions turned out to be a rebellious epic that rewrote the fate of the banshee with lipstick and code - after all, even the banshee in Journey to the West must be a top-notch person in the three worlds who can use live streaming to bring goods and fight against PUAs in the workplace!
