This book was signed on June 24, 2025
[A nuclear bomb-level operation manual for post-00s rectification of the workplace · Comes with a guide to taming the cold BOSS]
Lin Xiaoman's life creed:
My salary buys me eight hours, not my life!
PPT is too fancy? Make a picture of cultivating immortality and start a group!
The stench of wine table culture? Knock the client down with coconut milk!
Leadership PUA rhetoric? A backhand set of choking quotes is a critical hit!
As a nuclear bomb in the workplace after 2000, she brought the "White Paper on Anti-Involution War" to the workplace, but on the day she joined the company, she bombed HR because she refused to sign the "Prostitution Agreement".
When the aloof CEO Gu Yuanzhi looked at the Cultivation of Immortality PPT, he sneered: "It's all flashy."
Lin Xiaoman slapped the table: "Do you understand that efficiency is king? This version of your thinking has been updated!"
——There are constant surprises on the road to rectification:
Technology geek Zhang Rui develops the "fishing energy bar", and the lunch break defense battle escalates the technological duel
For the first time in ten years, my mother, Sister Li, dared to get off work on time: "Xiaoman, I turned off the alarm clock when I picked up the baby!"
Anonymous vest night, BOSS's screensaver is actually her complaint account? !
Just as she was furiously refreshing the workplace copy, a new task popped up on the system:
The ultimate challenge: transforming the object of criticism into a strategic partner
Lin Xiaoman: "... Is it considered a bug to develop the boss into a CP now?"
Gu Yuanzhi loosened his tie: "You make trouble, I'll watch."
This book will reveal to you:
✓ How to use a talk show to turn an annual meeting into a resignation press conference
✓ The complete record of the cool BOSS's really sweet slap in the face
✓ When the rectification storm sweeps across capital, can happiness become the new KPI?
