[Wild and untamable bastard × paranoid control maniac attack | Marriage first, love later | Fall in love and kill each other]
Xu Yi, a madman who escaped from the slums, accidentally traveled to a parallel world and became a cute little boy wearing a woolen roll. What's even more outrageous is that in this world, objects can be allocated by the state!
With one stroke of his pen, he wrote down the criteria for choosing a mate:
✓ Good figure ✓ Good looks ✓ Super rich
You should be happy to get your partner.
The staff member smiled and pointed to the side: "Your partner is over there."
Xu turned his head and met a pair of cold eyes - Wei Yanzheng, a businessman in a straight suit, was looking at him indifferently.
"Wait! I want a rich woman!"
"But you didn't check the gender field."
When the crazy gangster bumps into the shady boss:
- On the first day, Xu Yi kicked open the master bedroom door with a cigarette in his mouth: "Can I borrow a fire?"
Wei Yanzheng stubbed out the cigarette butt and pushed him against the wall with his backhand: "The first rule here is no smoking."
On the Nth day, Xu Yi escaped over the wall and was caught. He was put on his knees and spanked: "Wei Yanzheng, what the fuck——"
"Crack!"
"Run again, double."
*Xu Yi: "Wei Yanzheng, you are guilty of bullying an honest person!"
Wei Yanzheng slowly took out a butterfly knife from Xu Yi's lower back: "An honest man takes a knife with him when he goes out?"
