Villainous Senior Brother: I Got the Suicidal System from the Start

[Reverse tropes + comedy + death-seeking System + two male leads]

“Jiang Wuwang, are you trying to get yourself killed again?”

Jiang Wuwang is a perfectly ordinary parasite on society, a food-delivery drone. While making a delivery, he gets picked by a dump truck.

He transmigrates into The Chosen One and His Women as the villainous senior brother who falls to demonic cultivation out of jealousy.

Luckily, he binds himself to the “Death-Seeking System”:

As long as he dies an unnatural death, he can return to the real world, receive tens of billions in assets, and become the richest person on Earth!!!

But every failed attempt to get himself killed earns him a random prize automatically.

Looking at the System’s missions, Jiang Wuwang can only say they’re a piece of cake, easy as can be.

As someone who transmigrated into a book, he knows exactly how to get himself killed.

There are nine people who could help him die, and he has nine different ways to do it.

Forget how much his master and senior sister despise him. As long as his junior brother is around, getting home should be easier than easy.

But he never expected this world to be so hostile to him.

Daily life in the sect:

Deliberately provoking his master and stealing her bellyband, only to be praised for stealing it so well (unlocks “Unstoppable Golden Spear”)

Killing his fourth junior sister’s pet, only for her to beg him for hugs and kisses (awakens the Iron Shirt technique)

Pushing his third junior sister off a cliff, only for her to think he was helping her find a fortuitous opportunity (earns an automatic defensive formation)

Until I discover

My cold-faced master has covered a secret chamber with carvings of “Protective Cloud Formations”

My junior sister secretly destroys the “Immortal-Slaying Talisman”

Every NPC in the original novel keeps reloading their save to stop me from logging off...

And the title of richest person on Earth keeps getting further out of reach.