Useless System: Reverse Motivation Makes Me a God

When the salted-fish Lu Xian burns his self-improvement books and prepares to lie flat, a blood-red pop-up explodes in his mind:

⚠️ [Warning! If the Host stops striving, it will trigger a universe-destroying entropy explosion]

Forced to bind with the "Reverse Motivation System"...

▸ Task 1: Request the school belle dance to "The Horse-Riding Pole Dance" in the town square (social death +100%)

▸ Task 2: Put a seat belt on a roller coaster using a rubber band (warning: physical ascension imminent)

▸ Task n: Set up the Demon King × Hero (the runaway CP hunts down all three realms)

The truth defies logic:

The more he lies flat, the more overpowered his passive skills become!

❶ Getting scolded automatically stacks armor (his trash talk reflects the gods' ultimate moves)

❷ Sleeping grants max-level cultivation (he beats up the ancient ancestors of the cultivation world in his dreams)