Other people rely on a System for their face-slapping. I rely on a drug lord’s wallet!!!
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Hello, everyone. My name is Lu Zhao!
I’m an ordinary person, the most ordinary kind of ordinary.
My family doesn’t own a mine, but we have enough to eat. At least, that’s what I think.
My grades are so-so. I should be able to scrape by and graduate from college.
As for my looks, if you threw me into a crowd... um, I think you could still pick me out.
That’s me, an ordinary person.
Everything about me is ordinary, the most ordinary kind of ordinary.
Actually, being ordinary is pretty great!
It’s just a shame that life is as bland as plain water, with no big ups or downs.
Maybe people whose lives are full of ups and downs envy my ordinary life!
People like me are just too ordinary, so ordinary that there’s nothing much to tell.
I used the most ordinary words to describe the most ordinary me. Maybe I’ll stay this ordinary for the rest of my life.
“That’s my presentation, an ordinary presentation, the most ordinary kind!”
That introduction made me famous throughout the school!
From that day on, I went from being an ordinary person to someone who wasn’t ordinary.
Oh, and it wasn’t the good kind of fame. People were laughing at me.
I was no longer one of the ordinary crowd. I’d become the butt of their jokes.
I never understood what was so funny about being ordinary.
Later, I realized that most people at this school weren’t ordinary.
So then I couldn’t understand why my parents had sent me to this school.
Oh, right. They’re my adoptive parents. I didn’t start living with them until high school.
I guess that’s one way I’m different from most people. It might be the only story I have worth telling.
