[Ensemble-cast power fantasy] Other sects are full of immortal grace. The Guixu Sect digs for wild vegetables in the God-Burying Abyss.
Chu Linyuan, the cultivation world's famously icy sword cultivator, has three daily routines:
Practice his swordsmanship, beat people up, and drag his death-seeking second junior brother, Xie Zhao, back from the grave.
Xie Zhao, the maverick of the talisman-cultivator world, has spent his life pursuing three things:
Draw talismans, sabotage people, and watch his senior brother lose his cool: “Senior Brother, that sword tassel looks so good tied around my waist.”
When the Guixu Sect, so poor they have to gnaw on spirit mushrooms, is forced to enter the Immortal Sects' Grand Contest:
Their poison-immortal senior sister takes out the whole field with one pot of soup: “Sorry, my hand slipped and I added some ‘Half-Step Ascension Powder.’”
Their body-cultivator senior brother punches the arena to pieces: “I just stamped my foot. How'd you all fall into a hole?”
Their beast-taming junior sister's rabbit swallows an opponent's magic treasure: “Bunny was hungry!”
But even more thrilling than all the face-slapping is what happens in the Netherworld Ghost Abyss:
Chu Linyuan takes a Soul-Devouring Nail for Xie Zhao, and Xie Zhao draws talismans in blood, eyes blazing with fury: “Anyone who touches him will have their soul and spirit obliterated!”
On the night the dragon vein beneath the God-Burying Abyss collapses, the Immortal Alliance's army bears down on them.
The two point their spears at the sky as one: “What reason do we need to slay immortals? He laughed at how poor our sect is, that's all!”
[The junior sister raises a recording stone and roars] “Viewers across the heavens! Our two-person immortal-slaying package is on sale today! Ship them as a real couple and get a bonus: the old janitor who can split open heaven's gates with one sword!”
> **, The Guixu Sect's Survival Rules, **
> 1. Don't mess with the cook. Her soup is poisoned.
> 2. Don't step on the vegetable patch. The field explodes.
> 3. And under no circumstances come between the senior and second senior brothers!
> Or else…
> Dragon-and-phoenix combo attack warning × Chaos immortal-slaying
To be honest, I didn't expect this plot development... The group portraits and character creation are okay, the CP is relatively easy to beat, and the writing is okay, a little stiff, but it doesn't matter, it is a new book after all, five stars for encouragement, cheers [send heartfelt]
It's okay, it's okay, no, um, he completed his mission by knocking on the cp number (so embarrassing, so embarrassing)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh seeing Tangdou's wish, it's like I care about them, hope they are well, and have invited them to my side. Although they may not have had family before, now they have found the family they recognize. If they really have the willpower to give Little Tangdou, I hope they will not get hurt. Everyone should be well, even if they live an ordinary life, and don't get hurt unnecessarily. Because each of you is very good
It's okay... It's just a little awkward at the front... It's not bad, the CP is pretty easy to beat
It's so beautiful. The author's group portraits of Da Da were so blinding that I was blinded. Needless to say, Da Da and I got married!
It's so beautiful, why doesn't anyone see it👀