Reincarnated as the fake heiress of a marquis’s household, all I want is to be a lazy fish, lazing around and waiting to die.
I munched on a cucumber to calm my nerves. My maid dropped to her knees: “The young lady is abstaining from food to cultivate immortality, nourishing herself on the spiritual energy of heaven and earth!”
I counted ants to relieve some stress. The heir drew his sword and shouted, “Demoness! Why are you using ants to set up a formation?”
Me: “Quiet! I’m summoning a dragon!” The whole capital went wild: Miss Su is divining the fate of the nation and summoning the true dragon emperor!
When the real heiress shoved me into a pond, I shrieked, “Aah! Mosquitoes, stop biting me!” Everyone cheered: “A spiritual spring is tempering her body! She’s made a breakthrough on the path to immortality!”
The entire household, along with the capital’s powerful families, was wildly imagining that I was cultivating immortality and ascending to godhood, and begging me to enlighten them...
Hugging my cucumber, I huddled in a corner: “Help! I’m really just a useless, cowardly lazy fish!”
The heir coldly snatched the scraps of cucumber I’d left behind. “A demoness’s belongings must be examined carefully!” (Why is he hiding them in his sleeve?! )
The real heiress looked at me with confusion. “Who... are you, really?”
Shrug.jpg This misunderstanding seems impossible to clear up. In that case... I’ll just lie back and watch them imagine me ascending to godhood!
Well, I really admire the imagination of the ancients and the legendary story of salted fish. I thought I could take both the prince and the miracle doctor under my wing. After all, she is a different kind of fairy. Alas, poor miracle doctor!