A Weirdo Shows Up in My Journey to You

I grew up in a psychiatric hospital, where the doctors all praised me as the most obedient psycho.

> My greatest joy each day was watching TV and picking up useful knowledge: “Negotiators win by talking more than everyone else!”

> One day, a fellow patient accidentally killed me, and I woke up in "My Journey to You" as an orphan of the Gong family.

> The moment I opened my eyes, a Wufeng assassin raised a knife at me. “Die!”

> I immediately switched into chatterbox mode: “Hey, before you kill me, could you check whether that knife is insured?”

> While the assassin was distracted, I whipped out the stun gun I'd swiped from the psychiatric hospital.

> After knocking the assassin out, I checked my spoils: “Wow! A limited-edition Wufeng token!”

> When Gong Yuanzhi kicked the door open, I was enthusiastically trying to sell him the assassin's liver:

> “Sir, liver transplants are on special today. Sign up for a membership and get 30% off!”