From the Start, I Taught a Talentless Writer to Craft Viral Power Fantasies

[System Alert] You are reading the most diabolical writing guide on the entire internet!

When I use the “Three-Second Death Hook” method to overhaul my apprentice’s flop of a novel:

There has to be blood in the first three seconds!

By chapter three, the tragic yet gorgeous male lead has to wet himself in public!!

By chapter ten, plant a bombshell: the male lead nearly gets strangled to death by his own mother!!!

My apprentice complains through tears, “Teacher, this plot is way too ridiculous!”

I sneer. “Look at your stats: from zero readers to a million people following the updates!”

(The comments flood in: Streamer, please teach us how to write plots that make the whole internet sob!)

But nobody knows... this hit novel is devouring its author’s soul.

[Reading Warning] This chapter contains a major twist. If you’re not emotionally prepared, don’t read!