I Was Holding a Meeting in Honghuang, and Tongtian Came

Time travel + prehistoric times + farming + joy + unseriousness Zhou Mu, the master of Qingming Mountain, has three major hobbies in his life: soaking in hot springs, listening to ditties, and drinking wine. To this end, he built a "Qingming Mountain Leisure Club" in the corner of Luzhou, Beiju. He originally thought that his life would consist of farming, brewing wine, listening to the gossips of the little monsters, and teasing his capable and beautiful housekeeper. Until one day, a simple and honest fat Taoist and his unreliable saint master walked into his club. On that day, Zhou Mu's golden finger, which had been dormant for thousands of years, awakened! From then on, something was wrong with his daily life and painting style. In the eyes of the little demons of Qingming Mountain, the mountain owner seems to be lying down, but in fact he is "ruling by doing nothing"; the mountain owner seems to be talking nonsense, but in fact it is all "proverbs of the great road". In the eyes of the sage Tongtian, Taoist friend Zhou Mu is a "destined Taoist friend" whose ideas are advanced and consistent with his own path! Zhou Mu: "I'm not! I didn't! Stop talking nonsense!" He looked at the group of "crouching dragons and phoenix chicks" with strange brain circuits in his mountain, and felt very tired: There are "scalpers" who buy and sell the jade slips of "Mountain Master's Quotes" every day, and there are "best-selling writers" who distort the aesthetics and Taoism of the whole mountain... "Please, don't make any more drama! And don't think about it anymore!" "I just want to be the master of Salted Fish Mountain quietly!" "Also, you all went astray, how come the final cause and effect is all on me, the mountain master?!" This is a happy story about a salted fish who only wanted to be spoiled, but accidentally turned himself into the number one thinker, strategist, inventor and capitalist in the three worlds.