Jiang Xiaotang, a screenwriter on the 18th-tier salty fish, whose life credo is "Never sit down if you can lie down, never fall in love if you can be single" - until she saw the support sign of top actor Shen Che as a "marriage registration office" at the door of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and she grabbed him with the help of alcohol and said: "Handsome man, do you want to get married?"
I thought it was just a ridiculous mistake, but Shen Che smiled slightly and took out his household registration book: "Okay, it just so happens that I also need a wife."
After the marriage, Jiang Xiaotang discovered——
Her "cheap husband" is not only a drama queen, but also a walking library of scripts!
In the morning, he was the boss. He held her chin and smiled evilly: "Woman, it's time to shoot today's kiss scene."
At noon, he switched to yandere mode and stared at her faintly: "If you dare to divorce, I will write you into the BE script."
At night, he transformed into the male protagonist of an ancient puppet and said affectionately, "Madam, it's time to go to bed."
Jiang Xiaotang: "... Teacher Shen, can your character be more completely broken?"
What's even more outrageous is——
The whole Internet was scolding her for taking advantage of the actor's popularity. She threw out her marriage certificate with her backhand: "Sorry, we are a legal couple, just take advantage of it!"
Anti-fans ridiculed her for writing vulgar and vulgar articles. She smiled and replied: "If you can do it, go ahead, if not, leave it alone!"
When Bai Yueguang came to sow discord, she directly threw out the script of "Tearing White Lotuses in One Hundred Styles": "Sisters, act according to this, don't go beyond the outline."
Shen Che: "My wife is so cute."
Jiang Xiaotang: "... Wake up!"
