At the opening ceremony, Jiang Yu, the aloof campus heartthrob from the physics department, was sent crashing into by a freshman.
“Sorry, upperclassman… Brother Jiang Yu?!” The delighted lilt in the girl’s voice sounded dipped in honey.
The whole university was in an uproar. Jiang Yu, who never let anyone within three meters of him, had actually bent down to wipe ice cream off her: “Clumsy, just like when we were kids.”
The campus forums exploded:
[Breaking] Did the God of Jiang write Lin Wanxing a love letter using a Fourier transform?
[Trending] During halftime at the basketball game, the God of Jiang tied his girlfriend’s ponytail in front of everyone!
[Blowing up] Lab explosion alarm? Don’t panic, the God of Jiang is just making a rainbow cake for his girlfriend!
Then, at the graduation ceremony, Jiang Yu displayed a hologram in the auditorium before a thousand people.
“According to the laws of thermodynamics, the entropy of my love for you will only ever increase, ”
As he opened the ring box, he smiled. “Shouldn’t you start calling me ‘husband’ now?”