I don’t know when I first came into existence. I took over her body, but I’m only conscious at unpredictable times. One moment I’m not paying attention, and she’s sold herself off. Sometimes I have to clean up her messes, too. What a dummy.
Hmm, I think I’ve got a new neighbor. She’s a bit fierce and not very outgoing. She’s always calling me stupid, but she never means what she says. She’s so amazing! I like her.
