Overworked corporate drone Li Changshou stayed up late and died suddenly, then transmigrated into the cultivation world, where he scored the “Eternal Dao Support System” and got eternal life from the start! Before he could even celebrate, the System hit him with a brutal lesson in the “conservation of energy”: his cultivation dropped by one point per second, and if his realm fell too low, he would disintegrate! Want eternal life? Then cultivate for dear life and plug the leaks! Worse still, the System's missions were designed to give anyone a heart attack:
Pat the sect master's shiny bald head? On it!
Use your toes to carve “I was here” into the mountain-protecting formation? Piece of cake!
Lick the thousand-year-old cornerstone before the founding patriarch in front of everyone? Standard procedure, no big deal!
Mass-produce fake “heaven-sent auspicious signs”? Easy peasy!
To keep himself alive, Li Changshou was forced to bounce between “cautious growth” and “spectacular suicide missions,” turning his life as a coward into one humiliating public disaster after another. By sheer coincidence, his toe-written calligraphy became imbued with the Dao, and his spit marks transformed into heavenly texts. Before long, the entire sect was worshipping him as a mysterious great master... Witness the most unfortunate immortal in history use a bag of outrageous tricks and a maxed-out survival instinct to carve out a hilarious path to the peak, all while battling a ridiculous System and the dangers of cultivation!
