The social beast Li Changshou died suddenly after staying up late at night, and his soul traveled through the world of immortality. He mentioned the "Auxiliary System of the Avenue of Immortality" - the beginning of immortality! Before he had time to laugh, the system hit back with a "conservation of energy" critical hit: the cultivation level was -1 per second, and if the realm was not enough, it would immediately collapse! Want to live forever? Let's practice hard to plug the leak first! What's even more deceptive is that the system task is specifically to treat hypotension:
Kissing the boss and shining his forehead? Arrange!
Use your toes to carve "come here for a visit" on the mountain guard formation? What a joke!
Lick the ancestor's thousand-year-old foundation brick in public? Don't do anything basic!
Wholesale of counterfeit and shoddy goods? Sprinkle some water!
In order to survive, Li Changshou was forced to jump repeatedly between "obscene growth" and "fancy death", forcibly turning the coward's life into a large-scale social death scene. By some strange combination of circumstances, the calligraphy on his toes became Taoist rhyme, and the traces of his saliva turned into heavenly scriptures. He was actually worshiped by the whole sect as a mysterious boss... Let's see how the most tragic immortal in history used his saucy skills and full-level desire to survive to find a ridiculous path to the top amidst the deceptive system and the dangers of cultivating immortals!
