“Classmate, you've been accepted to a university of cultivation!”
Su Juanjuan stared at the admission letter in her hand, completely bewildered. “But I'm just an ordinary person?”
It wasn't until she rode a bus through the clouds, ate Foundation Establishment pills, and got struck by a heavenly tribulation so badly she had diarrhea that she finally believed it: this cultivation university was real!
On her very first day, however, she discovered that she had a good-for-nothing Five-Element Spiritual Root and had been assigned to the dorm everyone on campus knew as the “permanent squatters' room”:
✅ Bed 1: A cold, aloof sword cultivator who uses her natal sword to peel apples and always says, “Make another sound and I'll cut you down.”
✅ Bed 2: A male snake demon cultivator who plays video games with his tail and sneers, “Mammals? Keep away!”
✅ Bed 3: A Buddhist cultivator and esports player who gets pentakills while reciting the Great Compassion Mantra: “Form is emptiness, and so is your damn kill count!”
✅ Bed 4: A transparent ghost cultivator, struggling to become visible: “Stay away from me. Your yang energy is too strong... It's bad for me!”
Su Juanjuan: “...Can I still drop out?”
The dorm supervisor: “There is no way to drop out, but you can try the ‘fail your tribulation’ route and die your way back.”
She thought her cultivation life would be nothing but chaos, until one day she made an unexpected discovery:
Her good-for-nothing Five-Element Spiritual Root was actually an Ancient Chaos Spiritual Root in a sealed state!
Her fire root grilled skewers so well it summoned a heavenly tribulation?
Her water root watered flowers and produced a spiritual spring?
Her metal root snapped her natal sword when she broke a pair of chopsticks?
As the seal inside her gradually loosened, the entire cultivation world panicked:
“How did that good-for-nothing suddenly reach max level?!”
Goofy cultivation + comeback and face-slapping + bonds forged as a team, from a good-for-nothing dorm to max-level Chaos!
“Beloved by all” “Lighthearted” “Ensemble cast” “Modern cultivation”
Old readers have come all the way to find their old love. Alas, I found you again, my dear treasured author. [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]
It's very funny and novel. I'm thinking about making it into a sand sculpture animation.