"Classmate, you have been admitted to Xiuxian University!"
Su Juanjuan looked at the admission notice in his hand and looked confused: "But I'm just an ordinary person?"
It wasn't until she was sitting on the Yunshang Bus, eating Foundation Establishment Pills, and being struck by thunder that she was scattered, that she finally believed that this university of cultivating immortals was real!
However, on the first day of school, she discovered that she was a loser and was assigned to the famous "nail dormitory" in the school:
✅ Bed No. 1: A cold swordsman who uses his natal sword to peel apples every day. His catchphrase is: "If you argue again, I'll kill you."
✅ Bed No. 2: The demonic male snake, playing games with the tail of the snake, looks disgusted: "Mammal? Back off, back off!"
✅ Bed No. 3: Buddhist e-sports player, reciting the "Great Compassion Mantra" while killing five: "Color is emptiness, emptiness is your mother's head!"
✅ Bed No. 4: The transparent ghost cultivator is trying hard to appear: "Stay away from me, your yang energy is too strong... Overpower me!"
Su Juanjuan: "... Is it still too late for me to drop out of school?"
Auntie the dormitory supervisor: "There is no exit channel, but you can try the 'failed to survive the tribulation' channel and die."
…
She thought her career as a cultivator was going to be a success, until one day, she unexpectedly discovered——
My five-spirit-root useless physique is actually the sealed state of the ancient chaotic spiritual roots!
Grilled fire root skewers will cause thunder disaster?
Watering roots of water and spiritual springs when watering flowers?
The golden spirit root breaks off the chopsticks and breaks the natal sword?
When the seal inside her body gradually loosened, the entire world of cultivators panicked——
"That loser... Why did he suddenly reach the max level?!"
Cultivation of immortality by sand sculpture + counterattack and slap in the face + team bonding, from the useless dormitory to the full level of chaos!
"Group Pet", "Easy", "Group Portrait", "Modern Cultivation"
Reader comments
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It's very funny and novel. I'm thinking about making it into a sand sculpture animation.
Old readers have come all the way to find their old love. Alas, I found you again, my dear treasured author. [Blow a kiss][Blow a kiss]
It's very funny and novel. I'm thinking about making it into a sand sculpture animation.