The Humble Sage

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for completing the achievement of 'Dancing in the Pure Land of Paradise in front of the statue of Nuwa', and gained +50 meanness value!" Qi Xiaojian's half-twisted buttocks froze in the air, and the mean smile on his face instantly froze. "Wait... What system?" He looked around blankly, at the ancient temple, surrounded by sandalwood, and a lifelike statue of Nuwa looking down at him with compassionate and helpless eyes. Three seconds ago, he was in a modern dormitory, giving oral pleasure to the Nuwa character in the game. Why did he suddenly... "The system has detected that the host has completed achievements such as 'taunting opponents 1,000 times in LoL', 'making Voldemort shady 500 times in Chicken Dinner', and 'getting 10,086 dislikes in forums' during his lifetime, which perfectly fits the 'mean and awe-inspiring' system binding standard."