Name: Reborn as a Goose, My Junior Nephew Has Designs on Me
Author: One Jin of Salted Fish, Five Jin of Salt

Synopsis

[Two male leads + equally powerful + devoted to each other + both virgins + pure sweetness, no angst + mind-reading + turning a straight man gay, in a modern cultivation setting] The rating's a little low since it's just started. Why not pop in for a peek?

1. Jiang Xiaobai transmigrates into a big white goose. His mission is to stop the villain from turning evil.

But he has no idea who the villain is. No big deal.

According to the rule that transmigrators become protagonists, the villain will come kiss him of his own accord, right (?)

If the villain wants to turn evil, just beat him until he doesn't dare, heh heh heh~

If the villain has already turned evil, just feed him a melatonin tablet, heh heh heh~

2. In his previous life, Jiang Che was sold to an evil cultivator by his own father. After enduring endless abuse and humiliation, he became the Devil Venerable, a name that made the entire cultivation world tremble. Even the Heavenly Dao failed to erase him completely, despite giving it everything.

After being reborn, Jiang Che says coldly to the goose, “Be quiet. Don't touch me.”

Later, Jiang Che tears his enemies apart with a cold face when no one is looking, then turns around and rushes into Jiang Xiaobai's arms in terror. “Brother, I'm scared.”

Little scenes:

1. Jiang Xiaobai: “Well, if it isn't Mr. Be-Quiet~ Bro~ther~”

2. Jiang Che, just reborn: “This goose is so noisy.”

Jiang Che later: “I love listening to you talk, Brother.”

Jiang Xiaobai: “Didn't someone say I was noisy?”

Jiang Che: “Brother, don't mind that someone. He's an idiot.”

3. Jiang Xiaobai: “I'm a perfectly straight guy. How could I possibly enjoy kissing my junior nephew?”

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239Chapters

160Reads

8.4Score

41Listens

28.2kReads · all time

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It's great to watch. The setting of Big Goose is very fun, but some of the training modes are a bit weird... It's quite funny after watching it for a long time. In short, it is highly recommended!!! The biggest shortcoming of this book is that it can't update hundreds of chapters a day... [Laughter][laughter][laugh][laugh]
18 likes1y ago
After a while, I realized why this book scored so low! I'm not convinced!! It's obviously very funny, crazy and hilarious!! Looks super happy! At first I thought it was a traditional way of cultivating immortals, but I didn't expect it to be very modern and very cybernetic. Not bad. Let's take a look again. Well! Confirmed, I found some plots and sweets among a lot of memes and some shit and piss jokes (˵¯͒¯͒˵) (Can you still eat this candy? If it was Jiang Daye, yes, brother, yes, look at Lao Gong who was shitted and pissed by him [sneaky laugh] All in all, it's a story about how much fun a person has when he comes to the mountain! All difficulties can be dispelled by Jiang Daye's black smoke! (Bushi
9 likes11mo ago
It's very interesting. It's a very good group portrait. I actually feel a little melancholy after reading it. Although I'm satisfied with my regrets, I forgot about it. In fact, I really want to remember that my grandma is very good. I remember that my grandma lived a very happy life. I remember that there are warm and abstract people here. Fengshimen, I remember Green Tea Dajiang and cute Xiaojiang. They are really beautiful, but sometimes I still have trouble turning my head and forget that I am a modern cultivator. I always feel like I am doing abstraction in ancient costumes of cultivating immortals 🤔 I hope the next book will be as interesting and happy.
8 likes10mo ago
I really laughed until I vomited, it was so awesome, watch carefully while eating 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 I love every one of the group portraits 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 [Admiration] [Admiration] The author's big words are super good 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
5 likes10mo ago
Fish's book is as funny as ever.. Sweet pet!! It's just that Jiang Che's experience in his previous life was so miserable... It was heartbreaking! .. One more thing... The emotional line is too slow! It would be better if it were faster!!! Fish is great!!! Love you ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
5 likes11mo ago
Your novel is quite good, but your introduction is not that good. When I saw your introduction, I felt that it was not my type. But I was listening to other novels, and at the end of it, he recommended your novel to me, and then I listened to it, and I got the taste.
5 likes1y ago
It's my fault that I'm blind. I went in and out, so I didn't see that it was a modern setting. If it weren't for the book shortage, I would have quit the book the second time I opened it 🤦, it's very interesting!!! It is also a relatively new subject matter (after all, modern cultivators have only read comics)
3 likes1y ago
Very nice, highly recommended!!!!!
3 likes1y ago
Very pretty and very sweet 😘 This is already the third book I've read. It's really good. 😍
2 likes11mo ago
Super super pretty, I like it very much 😍
2 likes1y ago

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