The story is complete. Enjoy!
[A passionate, radiant beauty x a grudge-holding, sharp-tongued honey badger]
You can break up, fine, but did you seriously go beat up my chickens in Ant Manor?
After their breakup, Lu Renjia went to Su Mang's Ant Manor every day to beat up her chickens!
If she hadn't logged in to help a friend raise chickens, she never would have noticed that hers had been getting beaten up for a whole month.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
So she messaged him through Alipay, where she hadn't blocked him yet: Did your account get hacked?
Lu Renjia: I beat up your chickens on purpose!
Lu Renjia: I've fed them for you plenty of times, so beating them up once isn't asking too much, right?
*Inspired by things found online. A silly, short story.
*Includes a campus breakup and dating-reality-show plotline in the middle.
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One day, a poll appeared on the campus forum: [Which campus couple do you find hardest to get over?]
Lu Renjia and Su Mang's votes left everyone else far behind, making them the undisputed number one.
As a result, a campus dating crisis reality show invited them to be guests.
Lu Renjia: “No way. Even if I agreed, Su Mang wouldn't.”
Staff member: “She agreed.”
Lu Renjia, changing his tune in an instant: “Great. When are we filming? Send me the time and location.”
The show hadn't even started filming, but its preview had already taken the internet by storm.
The production team asked: “If you met your ex again, what would you say to them?”
Su Mang: “You're so childish. Stop beating up my chickens.”
Lu Renjia: “I'm guessing she'll tell me to stop beating up her chickens. That's exactly why I won't.”
[Bonus scene]
Lu Renjia: Did she catch me beating up her chickens? I'm so nervoous.
Su Mang: Bring that lousy Ant Manor of yours to court. (Cold laugh)
Theme: How could it possibly be the same no matter who you spend your life with? Don't let that fascinating soul get away.
The name is a bit messy and I'm a bit tired of reading it.