Lu Xiao transmigrates into the body of Lu Bu's son. Struck by three arrows in the desert,
he finds the admission letter from Tsinghua University in his arms suddenly heating up and awakening the System!
“Ding! First-draw guaranteed reward: [Chen Sheng Possession]. Slit your enemy's throat with three strokes!
“Ma Chao accuses me of cheating? Apply the wind-speed formula and adjust the angle for the catapult: I'll shoot you till you cry!”
“Cao Cao makes me work 996? I'll turn around and bind Pang De with five-insurance-and-one-fund benefits, plus double his workers' compensation!”
After slaying the godlike Lu Bu, he gains ten thousand soul power and seizes the Red Hare! He steals his stepmother Diao Chan!
In Chang'an, he saves Zhen Mi with a “live beheading broadcast.” In the desert, he rescues Cai Yan with an “explosive-arrow wedding snatch”!
After a few drinks, Tuoba Yue pins him down in the command tent: “You're my KPI bonus!”
On the night he becomes king in Luoyang, the System showers him with four golden phoenix crowns and a dragon-and-phoenix wedding bed!
Cao Cao furiously issues a proclamation: “The villain Lu has stolen another man's wife!”
Lu Xiao laughs as he embraces four beauties: “Tie up Sun Shangxiang! Bring Zhu Rong here and tame her!”
When Newton's coffin lid is crushed by the flood attack on Guan Yu,
and the Mohist mechanical beasts carve through Shu's treacherous mountain roads,
Zhuge Liang smashes his feather fan: “Your modern science beats my Nine Chapters on the Mathematical Art?!”
Drop rates are everything! Luck is the way of kings!
Slay famous generals, claim famous beauties, and dominate the Three Kingdoms with outrageous modern tactics!
Lu Xiao kicks open the Gates of Hell: “I've got my admission letter. Get in line! I'm off to snatch some blonde Roman babes!”
Update soon, it's so beautiful. One word is cool, two words are comfortable, and three words are cool😀