[Humor] [Infinite Rebirth] [Subverting Expectations] [Wild Imagination]
After accidentally joining a demonic sect, Li Xin was drained dry by his senior sister, who treated him as a cultivation furnace. To his astonishment, he discovered that he could reload and be reborn, and choose one opening perk from the cultivation, treasures, or life experiences he had accumulated in his previous life.
And so...
First reload: Senior Sister: "Come here, little brother. Big Sister will teach you how to cultivate."
Li Xin glanced at the perk he'd gained in his previous life: "A Thorny Cultivation Furnace (When someone tries to drain you, you always drain them right back, leaving them completely spent)." He smiled brightly and threw himself into his senior sister's arms.
Second reload: Li Xin went to a fortune-draw stall, loudly called out a string of numbers, and won 50,000 contribution points on the spot, becoming the richest Qi Refiner around.
Nth reload: Sect Patriarch: "Our sect has truly produced a peerless genius. Every time, he can predict the movements of those hypocritical orthodox sects."
Li Xin glanced at his tens of thousands of reloads and chuckled. How could those mere hypocrites of the orthodox path stand against my Sacred Sect?
Orthodox cultivators: "Impossible! We even dug underground tunnels. How can that scoundrel still predict where we are?"
