Programmer Luo Feng has just been hit with a double whammy in life: he loses his job and gets dumped. Then, while making a food delivery, he gets the “truck transmigration package” and wakes up as a gorgeous, soaking-wet man on the bank of a river in another world! He plans to coast on his looks and find someone to support him, but the simple villagers’ warmth, and the village beauty Xian’er’s starry eyes, win him over. Before he knows it, he’s been roped into becoming an “ancient inventor.” Waterwheel irrigation? On it! Beast monsters attacking? How about a homemade crossbow cart! Just as he’s made a name for himself, earned a noble title, and is about to marry the village beauty and reach the peak of life, disaster strikes... A big shot from the Xuanjian Immortal Sect takes an interest in the “fruit knife” he gave the village chief, which may be a prototype divine weapon, and turns around and lays waste to the village!
Well, so much for his farming dream. He’s forced to cultivate immortality instead! Luo Feng joins the all-but-exclusively female Fengtian Sect, where male disciples are as rare as SSRs, bringing along the “cool and aloof” village beauty Xian’er (is something off about her?), the village chief, a hidden big shot (an elder of a weapon-forging family?), and his loyal servant Uncle Li. Using a programmer’s mindset, he “optimizes” basic cultivation techniques (A Five Elements cycle? What a neat bug fix!), while trying to “live off women and enjoy it” under the adoring gazes of the female cultivators (“Junior Brother, you’re so handsome~”). Luo Feng throws his head back and cries out: I just want to farm in peace, get married, and have kids! How is the script for this cultivation world harder to deal with than a client’s requirements?!
