Lu Hao transmigrates and keeps his head down for 999 years, finally waiting for the System to arrive, only to find it's a total scam!
Mission: Take the Empress as your disciple. Fail, and you die!
But how is a good-for-nothing who hasn't even reached the Mortal Shedding Realm supposed to teach an empress? Worse, the System forbids him from speaking. Reveal the secret, and he'll be erased!
Qin Zhanyue is reborn, and vows to take revenge in this life. But the master she takes on is not only lazy, he keeps letting things slip.
“Master, the dragon scales on the back of your neck... They're showing again.”
“Those are... tattoos! Very fashionable!”
When a lie-flat master meets a vengeful empress:
She trains with all her might, while he coasts to double the experience;
She swings her sword to cleave the heavens, while he cheers from the sidelines, pumping his fist;
Until one day, Qin Zhanyue realizes...
Why does this master, who only knows how to yell “666,” look exactly like the Dragon Venerable who died fighting for her a thousand years ago?!
System: “Ding! Host identity exposed. Self-destruct sequence initiated...”
Lu Hao: “???”
Being a master these days is so hard. His disciple wants to kill him, the System wants to kill its Host, and the only one getting beaten up is the lazy one!
Too funny