Lu Hao traveled through time, waited for nine hundred and ninety-nine years, and finally got the system—it turned out to be a scam!
Mission: Accept the Empress as your disciple, or die if you fail!
But the problem is, how can he, a loser who has not even reached the realm of mortal transformation, teach the empress? What's even more outrageous is that the system also bans anyone who dares to leak secrets and directly kills them!
Qin Zhanyue was reborn. In this life, she vowed to take revenge, but she found that the master she worshiped was not only a salty fish, but also always exposed his secrets——
"Master, the dragon scales on the back of your neck... Are exposed again."
"This is... A tattoo! The latest trend!"
When the lying master meets the revengeful empress:
She practiced hard, and he won double the experience;
She slashed the sky with her sword, while he cheered and punched on the sidelines;
Until one day, Qin Zhanyue discovered——
How come this master who can only call 666 looks the same as the Dragon Lord who died for her thousands of years ago? !
System: "Ding! The host's identity has been detected and the self-destruction program has been started——"
Lu Hao: "???"
——This term of master is too difficult. The apprentice wants to kill the master, the system wants to kill the master, and only salted fish is being beaten!
Too funny