A Male Accountant Forced to Become a Mom

Li Qinghe,

a modern-day office drone and accountant driven to the brink by her hotel’s internal ledgers,

had barely begun to savor the joy of balancing the books at month’s end

when she was forcibly bound to an idiotic System calling itself “Noah’s Ark No. 4869.”

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Forced gender reassignment, plus a golden finger that grants “peerless beauty”?

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Even more absurd, she became a “product with nothing”: no identity, no background, just an “Anywhere Door” that opened wherever she pleased and a “magnetic-stripe PUA” System! Save the world? She’d better save herself first!

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She’d planned to laze around, but the brutal chaos of the times left her no choice. The suffering outside the city gates was impossible to ignore. One moment of compassion and one deal later, she brought home a five-year-old with a fierce gaze and blood on his hands: Li Dingtian.

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And so, the most absurd world-saving duo in history was born: a hot-tempered “cross-dressing mom” who coughed up blood easily and spoke in accounting jargon, and a taciturn, ruthless “spicy-strips-voiced” little killer.

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When an obsession with balancing the books at month’s end collides with a world order in collapse;

when the principle that debits and credits must balance meets an age where human lives are worth less than weeds;

when the System’s magnetic-stripe PUA meets Li Qinghe’s catchphrases…

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“In this rotten world, the books just won’t balance! System, I’m begging you, let me go back to being a simple accountant. Can’t I just take inventory?!”