The Socially Anxious Junior Sister Topples Her Entire Sect with Cheesy Pickup Lines

Su Xiaotian, an extreme introvert, dies suddenly after staying up all night and transmigrates into a cultivation novel she had only read the blurb for, becoming the cannon-fodder junior sister who shares her name. In the original story, she has good-for-nothing aptitude, a timid personality, and doesn’t survive past three episodes. Faced with the icy pressure of Lingxiao Sword Sect’s cold-as-ice eldest senior brother, the warning of her short-tempered second senior brother’s heavy sword, and the gentle trap set by her smiling, scheming third senior brother, Su Xiaotian decides to pull out her ultimate life-saving move: cheesy pickup lines passed down from her 21st-century ancestors! “Senior Brother, your handsomeness fell on the ground… I can’t pick it up, it’s too heavy QAQ.” “Second Senior Brother, your sword is so fast, it’s split my heart in two!” “Third Senior Brother, you saved my life… Can I repay you by giving myself to you?” Her anxious babbling somehow makes the cultivation world’s big shots collectively lose it: The icy Sword Venerable loses control of his sword energy, and frost erupts everywhere. The War Hall’s fearsome enforcer blushes and runs away, stumbling over his own feet. The gentle Pill Saint’s spiritual power runs wild between his fingers, blowing up his furnace on the spot! Su Xiaotian clutches her head and howls: Has my pickup-line survival plan failed spectacularly? Then she discovers… Her eldest senior brother has started “happening” to be there when she waters the flowers. Her second senior brother always “happens” to pass by whenever she’s in danger. Her third senior brother keeps snacks stocked in his alchemy room just for her… Even worse, those cheesy pickup lines seem to conceal the power of true words, and her cultivation is shooting up! When a secret realm collapses and demonic cultivators invade, Su Xiaotian is pushed to the front lines. She closes her eyes and unleashes a soul-shaking blow at the immortal and demonic cultivators filling the sky: “Everyone, is your Dao Heart holding up? I’ve got a pickup line here, but I don’t know if I should say it…”