"Do you think I'm a human being or a god?"
In the middle of the night, in a deserted village, a yellow-skinned man stands upright and asks you this question in a sharp voice.
Replying to the wrong answer can be fatal.
Huang Qi took a sip and said, "Like a furry squeaking monster."
It's over.
That night the whole village was in a frenzy, and grandpa's pipe pot was banged causing sparks to fly: "Evil! How dare you fart randomly even if Huang Xian is seeking a seal?!"
On the window sill, those mung bean eyes were shining with a faint light, and the sharp smile was bone-chilling: "You accepted my seal... Hehe, you have to help me eliminate disasters!"
From then on, Huang Qi became Huang Xianye's "gold medal worker" and was forced to get involved in a series of extremely evil things: the water ghost who pulled a substitute, the Yin soldiers who took advantage of the passage, the opera troupe who sang about ghost marriage, the resentful spirit inhabiting Laohuai...
Others rely on magic tools to exorcise evil spirits, but Huang Qi relies on his mouth and the courage of a hob:
He yelled at the haunted river: "Every wrongdoer has his own debtor! How shameless are you to catch an honest man and drag him to death?!"
Before the Yin soldiers crossed the border, a pool of hot urine filled the intersection: "The living are on the road, the dead are around! Try stepping on the line? Your legs will be broken!"
In the shadows, there is always a high-pitched sneer: "Well done, you little sneak..."
Until Huang Qi couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed the base of the oily tail: "Hey! Who is working for whom?"
Huang Pizi bared his teeth, and Mung Bean's eyes were bright: "You eliminate disasters, and I accumulate merit. This is called a win-win situation... Do you understand if you win?"
When will this terrible "blessing" end?
Quite interesting