The Laid-Back Master Picks Up a Cold Apprentice Who Can Change Her Appearance

Lu Chen's life motto: If he can lie down, he'll never sit up; if he can be a lazy fish, he'll never get back on his feet.

Transmigrate to a world of immortal cultivation? No big deal. Find a mountain, sprawl out, put on a tattered robe, and set out a jar of pickles. Perfect!

Then he casually picked up a soot-black kitten, figuring that raising a cat would be easier than growing spirit herbs...

**But the longer he raised it, the more the whole thing went off the rails!**

By day, she was Ling Shuang, a cold, breathtakingly beautiful disciple with a sword in hand, ready to kill her master.

By night, she turned into a haughty catgirl who crawled into his bed and tickled his nose with her tail.

Only when a heavenly tribulation smashed through the roof did he finally understand:

> This wicked disciple was a chain of thunderbolts buried for him by the heavens!

> Even worse, the thunderbolts came with a love rival. The Saintess of the Xuantian Sect stormed in with an icy sword:

> “Demoness! Give back my senior brother's love tribulation!”

> Lu Chen retaliated by smashing a jar of pickles over the Saintess's head. A sudden barrage of notifications rang out in his mind:

> [Congratulations, Host! You have physically charmed the Saintess! Favorability: -100!]

> [Beginner's Gift Pack: Lazy Fish Gets Back on Its Feet Voucher ×1, Dog-Skin Plaster ×3, Heavenly Dao Brand Pickle Jar ×1]

> Lu Chen looked at his cat-demon disciple and the unconscious Saintess lying side by side in the corner...

> How was he supposed to keep living like this?!