Soukoku: Slashing Through the Game with a Sticky Little Slug

[Soukoku pairing, Dazai on top, no switching! Chuuya fights, while Dazai plays the pig to eat the tiger. Port Mafia Chuuya × Armed Detective Agency Dazai. The romance develops slowly, and the setting is a post-apocalyptic world of game livestreams.]

During yet another joint mission between the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia, the Double Black duo reunite, only to find themselves trapped in a strange livestreaming space they can't escape. They are even randomly pulled into bizarre horror games set in a post-apocalyptic world.

Dazai: “I'm terribly fragile, so I need the slimy little slug to protect me. A puppy should obey its owner and protect them, right?”

Chuuya: “Get lost, you creep! Who's your dog?!”

Dazai: “Chuuya really is violent. I plan to kill myself in a refreshing, cheerful, and spirited way, preferably by finding a beautiful lady to die romantically alongside me. But if Chuuya is willing to die with me, I might consider it. It may not be romantic, but granting a puppy's wish is part of an owner's duty.”

Chuuya: “Who'd want to die with you, you bastard mackerel! If you want to die, I'll beat you to death right now!”

Bystander: “Are they flirting?! They're totally flirting!!!”

**OOC warning: I can't guarantee the characters will be perfectly in character. If anything feels seriously out of character, feel free to point it out, and I'll make adjustments based on the current story!

Please note: To avoid any instability, the story takes place in a single-country setting: Japan!